wankyuniverse:

fractangle:

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

apas-95:

apas-95:

baby for sale. shoes not included

ALT

ALT

coat:

frankiecorleone:

bro 😭 how tf am i supposed to dress business casual 😭 i’m a faggot 😭

Jock strap underneath chino pants

orcboxer:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll

onnihopedream:

grawly:

grawly:

my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

judgejudyofficial:

goncharovpussy:

judgejudyofficial:

youre-dreaming-302:

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY IMAGE

wolfalicesilk:

This is about 2008

whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

I read this as the beta male and alpha male talking to each other 💀

Anyway I hope their date goes well

teathattast:

gloriousbodies:

jumex:

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

Same energy

toastbutteregg:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625: